Don’t Open Grindr T-Shirt Size:3XL Featuring a retro Pilgrim Monument

Featuring a retro Pilgrim Monument graphic and rainbow pride stripes

and with both hands locked in

This cap is for our proud bottoms out there

declaring loud and clear: "My pronouns are He

Don’t Open Grindr T-Shirt Size:3XL Featuring a retro Pilgrim MonumentWhy scroll through endless torso pics when the real thing is standing right in front of you? This shirt says what were all thinking: save your thumbs the trouble, the upgrade is already here. Flirty, bold, and just the right amount of thirsty, the Dont Open Grindr, Im Right Here tee is perfect for bars, beaches, brunchesand anywhere you want to remind the crowd youre open (and available). No apps needed. No small talk required. Just vibes.